dev please rug

welcome to the party bitch

You know how it goes. You slide that sweet ETH into the pool, deep and hard...then BAM! RUGGED! What if, there was a way you could get that rush of rugging? What if for once, you could make some fucking money instead of crying over your dust tokens? Well, now you've got a shot. We've built an ERC-20 token contract that's specifically designed to rug the fuck out of the pool. But we're not the ones rugging it...you are! You see, once the LP hits 10 ETH, every time you sell you get a random shot to drain the entire pool! Sounds too good to be true? Well, shut the fuck up and just buy the token. Keep reading to find out how it works. It's actually pretty simple.

how it works

rug tech

The contract is launched with 1 ETH in the starting liquidity. We've got some limits on the initial buys for the first few blocks to keep asshole snipers from fucking up the pool. Then, all limits are removed and you can buy as much as you want. To keep the party going, we've built in a mechanism to limit large dumps. The first time you sell, you can sell 25% of your bag. Then a 60 minute timer starts. As the timer expires, you can sell more and more. After 60 minutes, you can sell your whole $RUG bag. Here's the kicker...once there's 10 ETH in the LP, every sell is a lottery ticket to rug the entire pool and win it all. Sell before 10 ETH in the pool and you'll just get your gains. Any sell after 10 ETH is a chance to tip it over and rug the entire pot. This isn't just a token, it's a motherfucking lottery on steroids. The more tokens you hold, the more 'tickets' you have to try and win. If you sell and don't win, you can buy back in and keep trying. Don't be a little bitch, embrace the $RUG.

the science

But how does it rug? Once there's 10 ETH in the LP, the contract calculates a userRate from the complete array of holders. When a holder sells after the 10 ETH threshold is met, the smart contract determines a random prizeRate number and eventually picks a winner. Once the winner is picked, it drains the LP by first sending the tokens inside the LP to the burn address. Then it sells the winners tokens in the same function, essentially trading the token amount for all of the ETH in the LP. It's all done through the smart contract with no control over who wins by the team. It's a lottery. Buy a fucking $RUG ticket.

rugganomics

1 eth

100 billion rug tokens

No dev tokens, no taxes. LP burned.

100% gamble, win it all or lose it all. Don't be a pussy, buy $RUG

If you've made it this far, let's break it down for you simply. This is a ponzi game. The earlier that you buy, the better chance you have of reaching a huge return as the pool fills up. With a sell limit timer, the token can pretty much only go up. I know what you're thinking...is this a honeypot? Fuck no, what do you think we're some group of scammers?? You are still able to sell, it's just limited. Smart traders will sell a small bag to start the timer right before it hits 10 ETH and then sell additional small bags to have more chances of rugging. Play it smart. Don't sell your whole bag before it hits the 10 ETH trigger. Don't fuck this up, anon.

roadmap

step one

launch token

step two

rug token

faq

why does line only go up?

because its a fucking party

how do i best play rug party?

buy the launch, hold and then wait for the line to go up. once the line goes up, you can sell 25% of your bag. once you make the first sell, you'll have to wait 60 minutes to dump your entire bag. as the timer starts to expire, you can sell more and more. because there's a sell timer, the LP should remain stable and prevent the chart from dumping. also, have some balls and don't be a pussy.

wen launch?

the party starts on 4/25 16:00 UTC - check your time here

this token will rug. no affiliation to NAMCO or Bandai. this is a meme token with zero intrinsic value. only buy what you can afford to lose. also, don't be a loser.